just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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