Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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