I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?