just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.