Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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