Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(774): if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant http://tfl.nu/blow

Replies (10) Good night (1294) Bad night (2961)
Favorite
(603): View more from New Hampshire

I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(603): I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight. http://tfl.nu/a6u7

Replies (17) Good night (2796) Bad night (587)
Favorite
(586): View more from Michigan

Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(586): Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white? http://tfl.nu/dlzj

Replies (28) Good night (2765) Bad night (565)
Favorite
(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(727): I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again http://tfl.nu/kvos

Replies (7) Good night (1039) Bad night (2597)
Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck. http://tfl.nu/ib4p

Replies (4) Good night (2129) Bad night (1500)
Favorite
(360): View more from Washington

So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(360): So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five. http://tfl.nu/vwra

Replies (8) Good night (2492) Bad night (828)
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards. http://tfl.nu/sqj0

Replies (3) Good night (934) Bad night (516)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%. http://tfl.nu/531s

Replies (3) Good night (797) Bad night (317)
Favorite
(940): View more from Texas

Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(940): Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits. http://tfl.nu/jw0d

Replies (10) Good night (907) Bad night (361)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on. http://tfl.nu/eatv

Replies (4) Good night (584) Bad night (329)
Favorite
(913): View more from Kansas

Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(913): Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway. http://tfl.nu/1wlj

Replies (0) Good night (294) Bad night (605)
Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton! http://tfl.nu/r6h6

Replies (2) Good night (234) Bad night (394)
Favorite
(803): View more from South Carolina

It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(803): It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now http://tfl.nu/rhf3

Replies (0) Good night (535) Bad night (228)
Favorite
(518): View more from New York

I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(518): I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed. http://tfl.nu/rfcq

Replies (3) Good night (645) Bad night (275)
Favorite
(206): View more from Washington

I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(206): I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going. http://tfl.nu/6m0q

Replies (4) Good night (513) Bad night (232)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: