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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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(415): View more from California

It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.

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(760): View more from California

The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.

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(443): View more from Maryland

THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz

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(615): View more from Tennessee

His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?

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(229): View more from Georgia

Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.

(609): View more from New Jersey

Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.

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