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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.

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(262): Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face. http://tfl.nu/let7

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(801): View more from Utah

I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(801): I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high. (1-801): We could get him to build Inspector Gadget. (801): I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!! http://tfl.nu/5lpc

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.

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(814): Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night. http://tfl.nu/e3vv

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month

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(715): isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month http://tfl.nu/ybux

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(612): View more from Minnesota

she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

(708): View more from Illinois

WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(612): she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :) (708): WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE http://tfl.nu/vm9y

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(951): View more from California

It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.

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(951): It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle. http://tfl.nu/s5be

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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(412): i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel http://tfl.nu/p08s

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.

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(717): he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys. http://tfl.nu/b5qg

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(817): View more from Texas

Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.

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(817): Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned. http://tfl.nu/x9uh

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.

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(281): Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have. http://tfl.nu/1d5c

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(812): View more from Indiana

Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.

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(812): Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping. http://tfl.nu/zu80

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(514): View more from Quebec

can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??

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(514): can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me?? http://tfl.nu/2sh7

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(406): View more from Montana

I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself

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(406): I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself http://tfl.nu/7ngm

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention

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(919): Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention http://tfl.nu/x7bj

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(410): View more from Maryland

I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.

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(410): I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted. http://tfl.nu/jfss

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