So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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