He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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