What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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