we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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