So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
