Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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