So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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