I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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