I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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