Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.

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(216): View more from Ohio

let's bang

(773): View more from Illinois

You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(519): View more from Ontario

When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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(954): View more from Florida

8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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(802): View more from Vermont

she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

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(772): View more from Florida

She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?

(845): View more from New York

Hahah good point

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(407): View more from Florida

My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?

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