I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.