Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"