You're so nebulous sometimes
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?