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  I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.

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  Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool

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  It could be our claim to fame

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  Done. I'll pack a cooler.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I have a theory he's part Neanderthal

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not

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