I'm going to jail i love you
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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