Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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