all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....