Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm both gender and math confused
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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