I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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