the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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