3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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