he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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