I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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