dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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