Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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