So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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