Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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