its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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