Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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