Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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