Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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