I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You were trust falling into bushes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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