belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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