youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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