OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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