what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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