Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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(765): View more from Indiana

yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.

(1-765): View more from Indiana

yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.

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(631): View more from New York

i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.

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(907): View more from Alaska

she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."

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(805): View more from California

We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free

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