Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

(1-630): View more from Illinois

you dont need a face to have sex

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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(607): View more from New York

I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy

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(517): View more from Michigan

drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea

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(770): View more from Georgia

he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious

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(708): View more from Illinois

You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony

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(407): View more from Florida

That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up

(347): View more from New York

Yeah I hope she's okay.

(347): View more from New York

I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.

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