shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.