Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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