member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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