Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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