never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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