hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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