Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
