if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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