Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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