is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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