Your dad touched me again.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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