if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
God, I missed his penis.
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