My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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