Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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