That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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