do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
