the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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