Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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