Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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